Jackson's Pad

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Jackson's Pad

Post  Jackson Zakz on Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:46 am

A single floor, elevated cottage that is set upon Oneida Beach. Decorated with palms, cacti and a Ragnoot garden. The proprietor is that of one Jackson Zakz. It has a bedroom, a living area and an outdoor kitchen. A patio overlooking the beach has a Jacuzzi and lawn chairs. There is also a mini-bar in the living area of the single story building that is set at regulated height above the sea level.

His answering machine goes as follows:

"You've called Jackson Essentials etcetera etcetera etcetera. Leave your name, digits, height, weight and eye color so I MAY FIND YOU AND CUT OUT YOUR BLOODY HEART AND FORCE YOU TO SWALLOW IT BEFORE IT STOPS BEATING!-BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU, I'M NO LONGER RELAXED!...[heavy breathing with three heavy sighs]...*ahem* You can leave all that after the tone. Thanks for calling." BEEP

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