Baelly FastFood and Professional Noodle Stand Provocatively Placed Advertisement

Bae Tue May 07, 2013 9:48 pm

A green flyer, an average green flapping flyer with a strange screen upon it that bends with the paper if it moves. Upon it's header, typed in large arching and block like letters was the word: "HUNGRY?" Below that, typed in smaller print and in brackets was written: "[Watch below...]"

As one stands before the paper, let them be holding it or otherwise simply staring at it-the screen below the typed font would become bright and flashing. Upon it's face, a small red orb appeared and would somehow know the language you were best acquainted with, but always it would prompt the same command: "Play"

You may feel uneasy at first, perhaps you are unsure of this expensive yet at the same time inexpensive manner that this flyer has presented it self to you. You wonder what could someone mean by the simple word of Hungry? Of course, you must be thinking it was an ad for some restaurant or something of that likeness, but why in such an elaborate flyer? It was strange to see a digital window on the flimsy paper. Some would find the window 'fade' if they tore the paper in half-no sparks or light shows-only a fading screen and a brief image of a giant yellow 'frowning face' that looked like if it was drawn by a child. If the flyer had been dropped in water, it would strangely still display the glowing screen asking you the user, to press play.

This is where you'd decide to either leave or stay. Those who turn away will do so without consequence, but without any knowledge of what may be advertised. Those who stay, and brave the feeling of walking away or who are sincerely interested or decide to simply 'amuse themselves' press the red flashing button.

The screen at first flashes, static appears for a while-like a broken television. Those who get board or have second thoughts might feel compelled to walk away, but regardless if they do or not the flyer's ad plays upon the screen:

A large red cart with a sloping tiled roof and large red wheels appeared on screen. A wooden window shutter hung over the side of the wagon like cart, and written in gold were the words:
"Baelly FastFood and Professional Noodle Stand"

The shutter swung upwards, on it's own accord, and locked into place above the cart-leaning on the sloping edge of the tiled roof that curled at it's ends. What the shutter was hiding was an attractive cat-like woman who lay suggestively before the camera wearing a rather scantly clad outfit that consisted of red and gold belly top with a hole so the breast's cleavage would appear on screen; for her nether regions of her pelvis and crotch, she was wearing a simple red and gold trimmed loincloth. Her left thigh was folded over her right, and the front flap of the cloth still managed to keep what lay behind it hidden in a modest fashion. Her right elbow was propped up upon the corner, her right hand slipped behind a tuft of silvery white hair. Her large fluffy cat-ears bounced and twitched slightly. A small army cap leaned towards the front of her skull-her catlike hazel red eyes shined and her eyelids lowered in a rather seductive manner. A catish grin was upon her youthful face, her tail behind her voluptuous desirable yet cat-like frame curled and swayed in an equally slow and seductive manner in the air. She was spread out upon the counter, her left hand casually holding a pair of chopsticks which were digging into a small bowl of rice in front of her. She slowly brings the small cluster of rice to her painted lips which she slowly draws open and curls around her pink tongue, slipping it back into her mouth and chewed before swallowing. She lets out a seductive groan of approval as the bulge traveled down her neck. She licked her lips, glazing the top slowly before doing the bottom in a left to right to right to left matter before slipping the tip's tongue back into the closed seductive grin she now wore.

She giggles before the screen, and didn't drop her sexy pinup pose as she partly rolls towards the camera, the angle of view down her shirt slightly increasing. "Hungry?" she says in a low sexy voice. She purrs, her tail still swinging seductively as she lowers her right hand, now holding up her chin as she stares at the camera. "Craving something with a little spice? Something that you can dig your hands into? Something steamy, hot or even at times provocative? Something that will make you cry, begging for more till either you or your wallet cannot take any more? Something that is absolutely and unregrettably delicious?" she smiles wider swinging her left leg down and over her right, turning her body in a twisting manner till she sat upon the counter on her knees. She briefly faced away from the camera, looking off screen to the left of the camera's view. Viewers could see where the tail rose from her spine, and below that the soft almost touchable hills of her rump; the folds of her loincloth's back flap was partially dug into the sexy crack that cleaved both cheeks apart from each other. She lowers her head slightly and turns to face the camera in a seductive manner, her upper spine twisted towards the camera as well, in a soft lurid fashion that made her soft looking breasts jiggle under their tight yet skimpy prison.

"I know just where to find it all, and at a reasonably placed price!" she says winking her left eye, bringing her right hand to her painted red lips, and folded it down, blowing a kiss to the camera. As it did, glowing red lips flew at the camera's face and actually flew off the flyer and into the face of the viewer in a cloud of pink and red smoke and sparkly light.

The scene transitioned and now the woman stood behind the cart, leaning towards the camera with the crevice of her breasts clearly and intentionally panned in the center of the screen. Before her, sitting where she was laying prior was a plethora of food, a real down to earth fast food feast! Consisting of many types of food, western and eastern styles, traditional and some simply fatty foods. In the back, towards where she leaned were a large array of sweets and deserts as well.
"Here at Baelly's" she started, "You can find a large quantity of breakfast, lunch, dinners and desert that cater to your very desires." she says still in that sexy tone from before. "Fall in love with our specials, which are hand made by yours truly-and buckle yourself in for an intense joy ride down into the land of ecstasy and pleasure. Your stomach will be growling for seconds, while your mouth pants because of the unrelenting heat of our Spicy Jacked Ramen. Made with love and tender care as well as a secret family recipe that has been passed down in my family for centuries." she says confidently grinning with an audible purring giggle. Her eyes slit and she looks directly into the viewers eyes-no matter where the eyes of the viewer are placed. "So give me a call, look me up and scream Baelly's FastFood; and you'll soon to find me coming your way. I'll have you begging me not to leave once you've experience my service." she winks again. "Don't keep me waiting."

And with that, the screen grows dim and a digital menu scrolls about that lists just about every food dish ever made from Beijionese Spiced Orange Noodles, to Grilled Hotdogs on a Stick, to Baked Zita and Fried Dough and French Fries. In the corner, a green glowing orb asked in the same manner as it had when it was red, simply stating: "Replay". If someone pressed the button, the entire ad would rewind and play like it had before, with smoke and sparkles, kisses and all all over again.