Market Street

"Yess!! My babies! Run free! Capture the pretty witchies! HAHAHAH!" cried the curvaceous Naja Juggzboink, a Goblin riding atop a massive golem of her creation: a Bomb-Golem:



Bombgolems are Naja's thing, her special gift that came about of her need to satiate her chaotic and neurotic pull towards explosive devices and sewing life into inanimate objects. So far, she's the only of her kind or anyone's kind to pull something like this off via magical and alchemical means as opposed to the raw power of science and robotics. Then again... who would pursue such chaos for chaos sake? This Goblin would!

"Yess! More! More Boomies! More Splodeys! Bye bye witchies! Hehhehe!" The chaotic little gremlin chuckled lively riding atop her massive bomb golem, tossing a number of round fire drake like bombs with lit fuses out into the market place that were designed for minimal damage and to lure out more witches for capture! Her employers were quite adamant on capturing the witches alive, so she made sure all of her explosives were dumbed down a bit, though she kept a few potent ones on hand for emergencies.

Witches scattered about for cover, while being chased by the large, animated 'Chew-Booms' that seemed to swallow up any hapless lass it could get its mouth around! A single Chew-Boomie could gobble up five or seven witches at a time before its belly was satiated and it would explode into a large cloud of smoke! These were her Smokey Boomies, less lethal variants used for capture missions and or distractions. The devoured witches that were in its belly bums were sent to a facility... somewhere in the mountains? Not too far from Jemial City, where her Employer's lab was located. The smaller Chewbooms, the Ankleboomers and Cherryboomies were also used to bite down on the limbs of fleeing witches, and were removed of their fuses as she didn't want to 'disarm' any of the witches in the village!

She could see three plumes of grey smoke from exploding Smokey Boomies, meaning at least twenty one of witches were captured on her end! The little red haired gobbie smiled, flashing her sharp teeth as she rocked on the top of a chewboomie leading her back to her Automated Chewboomer Dozer- a large Bulldozer like vehicle that spat out Bombgolems out the back end every twenty or so minutes. It was ten feet off the ground and looked like a massive tank from some angles, but it was a machine her employer helped build for her based on her schematics; a mobile Chewboom factory a... GOBBIE GEAR!






As it was said: “Every great goblin invention was born from necessity, bubble gum, or an accident."

Granted... this wasn't her original design, not entirely. Her 'Employer' made the more finer adjustments for her, smoothed out the edges and made things all nice and uniform. Naja's original creation was more on the lines of this:



Either way, leaping from her Chewboom toy to the Ombomb factory on wheels, Naja took control of the wheel on top of the mobile platform and drove around the massive marketplace, taking in the chaos of her explosive masterpieces at work! "Ah... I love the smell of Chewbooms in the even'n!" Giggled the Goblin, who continued on her mission whilst whistling a lively tune.