'The Jade Pig' Restaurant & 'Cafe'
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'The Jade Pig' Restaurant & 'Cafe'
From the outside it looks inviting, cozy and snug. Logs and marble pillars make up most of the building's outer structure.
It's impossible to see through the stained glass windows, but the excited voices from within can be felt outside.
As you enter the tavern through the large, soft wooden door, you're welcomed by cheerful singing and a sense of home.
The bartender is working hard, but still manages to welcome you with a wave.
It's as charming inside as it is on the outside. Wooden beams support the upper floor and the electric sconces attached to them. The walls are full of paintings, all in a different style, but all of the surrounding area...
The Jade Pig itself is usually packed. Groups belonging to some kind of organization, whether sport, music or other you're not sure of, seem to be the primary clientele here, which could be seen as the best sign you can get. Several long tables are occupied by, what seems to be one large group of people. The other, smaller tables are also occupied by people who clearly enjoy each other's company, though they seem to be strangers who have met here. Even most of the stools at the bar are occupied, though nobody seems to mind more company.
You did hear rumors about this tavern, supposedly it's famous for something, but you can't remember what for. Though judging by the amount of cups, tankards and glasses on the table, it's probably the fine alcoholic drinks. You manage to find a seat and prepare for what will undoubtedly be a great evening.
The Jade Pig's famed for many things... namely its alcohol, yes, but also its great food. The famed dish in question is the aptly named 'Jade Pig' which is Seared Pig with a Gingered Roux, served with Roasted Beijionese Radishes or Grilled Leeks in a Sweet Plum Vinaigrette with a choice of either Beijionese White Jade Rice or Garlic Butter Mashed Potatoes topped with Chive and diced Green Onions; this meal is often paired with 'The Mountainview Cloud'- an in house alcoholic drink that is unlike any beer, wine, or liquor and palettes well with the meal.
The famed dessert dish is the plainly named 'Spice Cake'- a Three Layered Spice Cake, with two rows of Whipped Cream Cheese Filling, frosted with a fluffy vanilla based frosting and topped with a strawberry and a drizzle of white chocolate and each customer gets a thick and hearty slice!
...Its also famed for its lovely waitresses, who usually wear something 'catchy' to the eye, and with little modesty to their attire:
...and in more 'seedy circles' this place is famed for being a location where Mr. Jay, the Slug Lord and Criminal has spies among the crowd- searching for potential candidates for his various businesses or for personal pleasure. Its a den of lies and secrets under its facade of an 'inviting' restaurant...
It's impossible to see through the stained glass windows, but the excited voices from within can be felt outside.
As you enter the tavern through the large, soft wooden door, you're welcomed by cheerful singing and a sense of home.
The bartender is working hard, but still manages to welcome you with a wave.
It's as charming inside as it is on the outside. Wooden beams support the upper floor and the electric sconces attached to them. The walls are full of paintings, all in a different style, but all of the surrounding area...
The Jade Pig itself is usually packed. Groups belonging to some kind of organization, whether sport, music or other you're not sure of, seem to be the primary clientele here, which could be seen as the best sign you can get. Several long tables are occupied by, what seems to be one large group of people. The other, smaller tables are also occupied by people who clearly enjoy each other's company, though they seem to be strangers who have met here. Even most of the stools at the bar are occupied, though nobody seems to mind more company.
You did hear rumors about this tavern, supposedly it's famous for something, but you can't remember what for. Though judging by the amount of cups, tankards and glasses on the table, it's probably the fine alcoholic drinks. You manage to find a seat and prepare for what will undoubtedly be a great evening.
The Jade Pig's famed for many things... namely its alcohol, yes, but also its great food. The famed dish in question is the aptly named 'Jade Pig' which is Seared Pig with a Gingered Roux, served with Roasted Beijionese Radishes or Grilled Leeks in a Sweet Plum Vinaigrette with a choice of either Beijionese White Jade Rice or Garlic Butter Mashed Potatoes topped with Chive and diced Green Onions; this meal is often paired with 'The Mountainview Cloud'- an in house alcoholic drink that is unlike any beer, wine, or liquor and palettes well with the meal.
The famed dessert dish is the plainly named 'Spice Cake'- a Three Layered Spice Cake, with two rows of Whipped Cream Cheese Filling, frosted with a fluffy vanilla based frosting and topped with a strawberry and a drizzle of white chocolate and each customer gets a thick and hearty slice!
...Its also famed for its lovely waitresses, who usually wear something 'catchy' to the eye, and with little modesty to their attire:
...and in more 'seedy circles' this place is famed for being a location where Mr. Jay, the Slug Lord and Criminal has spies among the crowd- searching for potential candidates for his various businesses or for personal pleasure. Its a den of lies and secrets under its facade of an 'inviting' restaurant...
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The 9 foot tall freakshow waddled his way over to the quaint restaurant that seemed to be placed awkwardly in the middle of nowhere. This pitiful creature was once a notorious criminal of the seemingly 'defunct' Arcanda Mob family, being one of Arcanda's elites and most terrifying of weapons, but the being formerly known as 'Mr. Cheeze' was now a traveling circus' missing strong man and monstrosity known as 'Dumbo' the Dumbell. Like his new namesake, the beady eyed creature glared up at the sign which read 'open' but didn't register the words, and simply followed his nose.
Upon entering the large and open establishment, the crowded room rather quickly cleared itself out!
"Food...?" he squeaked, blinking his freaky, featureless eyes as he stared up at the board above the counter. He could smell all sorts of lovely delicacies amid the grease and flame, of baked goods and cream. He stood there, nearly reaching the ceiling with his hunched, bloated body staring stupidly at the menu.
"Fooood...?" He squeaked again, cocking his head in a childlike manner, blinking his eyes again.
Soon the owner of the establishment came out, and was barking loudly at him. He hated the noise, and was about to kill him with a simple drop of his fist when he heard familiar words.
"-buddy? You want food, you gotta prove to me you can pay for it!" The owner repeated.
"Food...? Pay...?" Dumbo asked, blinking down at the man.
"YES. PAY. MONEY. CURRENCY. VALUE!" Cried the owner, who wasn't afraid of Dumbo's size or apparent lack of intelligence. The 9 foot giant of a 'man' blinked again, and nodded. It knew those words. Value. Payment. Currency. Money.
"VALUE...?" He asked, and the owner was losing his patience when the giant shifted around its side, and seemingly from nowhere...
SLAM!!
A Father Christmas sized bag of large gemstones- emeralds, rubies, diamonds what have you dropped to the wooden floor with a loud BANG!
"...VALUE? PAY...? FOOD NOW...? YES?" Dumbo asked with a rather annoyed tone, given the runaround he was given.
The owner was in awe of the valuables in the bag, most of the gems were too large and heavy to be carried! He simply looked up at the large man and nodded. "Y-yeah... have anything you want my man!" He said with the Gilex symbols shining in his eyes! He and a few other customers who decided not to leave, who were probably part of that shady organization 'helped' the owner with his new bag of goods. Dumbo looked up at the menu, and cocked his head to the side. "Fooooood...." he squeaked in a low, warbly voice.
Upon entering the large and open establishment, the crowded room rather quickly cleared itself out!
"Food...?" he squeaked, blinking his freaky, featureless eyes as he stared up at the board above the counter. He could smell all sorts of lovely delicacies amid the grease and flame, of baked goods and cream. He stood there, nearly reaching the ceiling with his hunched, bloated body staring stupidly at the menu.
"Fooood...?" He squeaked again, cocking his head in a childlike manner, blinking his eyes again.
Soon the owner of the establishment came out, and was barking loudly at him. He hated the noise, and was about to kill him with a simple drop of his fist when he heard familiar words.
"-buddy? You want food, you gotta prove to me you can pay for it!" The owner repeated.
"Food...? Pay...?" Dumbo asked, blinking down at the man.
"YES. PAY. MONEY. CURRENCY. VALUE!" Cried the owner, who wasn't afraid of Dumbo's size or apparent lack of intelligence. The 9 foot giant of a 'man' blinked again, and nodded. It knew those words. Value. Payment. Currency. Money.
"VALUE...?" He asked, and the owner was losing his patience when the giant shifted around its side, and seemingly from nowhere...
SLAM!!
A Father Christmas sized bag of large gemstones- emeralds, rubies, diamonds what have you dropped to the wooden floor with a loud BANG!
"...VALUE? PAY...? FOOD NOW...? YES?" Dumbo asked with a rather annoyed tone, given the runaround he was given.
The owner was in awe of the valuables in the bag, most of the gems were too large and heavy to be carried! He simply looked up at the large man and nodded. "Y-yeah... have anything you want my man!" He said with the Gilex symbols shining in his eyes! He and a few other customers who decided not to leave, who were probably part of that shady organization 'helped' the owner with his new bag of goods. Dumbo looked up at the menu, and cocked his head to the side. "Fooooood...." he squeaked in a low, warbly voice.
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"Uru..." Kaiyo Leveret glances from the kitchen with Terra at the sight of the large... man? Of the pair working full time here at the Jade Pig, Kaiyo is the more 'experienced' worker, and currently the employee of the month. She's been there since she won her freedom from Mr. & Mrs. Jay's freakshow... but as per those who win such freedoms... can't recall much before being free or what she had done to become free in the first place? All she knew, was that she was threatened she'd be sent back if she suffered a bad performance at the Jade Pig, as the owner was quite familiar with Mr. Jay's crowd... "He's a terrifyingly big customer..." Gulped Kaiyo, who then turned to her supervisor.
"S-sir..." she stutters, the woman physically looming over Terra as she stood at 6'2 inches without the aid of her heels. "I-I mean, Master Nils," she corrected herself, blinking down at the sleazy owner of the Restaurant, remembering he liked to be called 'Master' over Sir, or Mister. It was ridiculous, but he held her reins, and she needed this job. "Do we have to serve this large, scary man? He looks... unstable." She gulped, glancing back into the dining area, as he continued to monitor their menu stupidly.
The 'Master' in question turned to her with a stern look as he handled the bag of valuable gems with a few of Mr. Jay's guys. "Well... he paid didn't he? You bet your ass you'll be serving the bastard! Whatever he wants? Get it ready. Quantity? Doesn't matter," he began, before leaving the carrying of the valuables to the grunts as he made his way to them and pointed at the two girls threateningly. "Now get out there and do your thing! You're employee of the month, Kaiyo! Show some backbone!" Master Nils spat!
"Uruuh.... what a pain..." Kaiyo sighed, turning to face the mirror- not that it mattered gussying up to the giant oddball of a man in the other room...
It was only about twelve or fifteen paces over to the big lug, but Kaiyo was reasonably anxious! She took deliberately small, anxious steps; her heels clicking against the wooden floor as she progressed towards the 'VIP' Customer. She'd been here for a while now, maybe a year if her theory was correct? She'd seen a bunch of shady people, but this guy was absolutely the most shady and creepiest person she'd ever lain eyes on! Get it together Kaiyo, you got this...! The tall, Beijionese woman gulped, now standing beside the man. If you could call him such... She was 6'2, and her face came to his breast! The rest of him was far above her, and she looked up into those vacant, pure white eyes, hiding her fear and revulsion as best she could...
"E-excuse me...?" She began, awkwardly.
She looked up at him, her elbows pressed together, forcing her large breasts to squish together. It was a common tactic to try and grab attention of the customers... not that she thought it would work against him. Also, most were viewing such angles from below or face level so this threw off her technique a little. "H-H-Hi..." she shakily croaked. "I-I'm, Kai-Kaiyo, I am Kaiyo and I will be serving you today~" She gulped, and attempted a smile, leaning slightly forwards and parting her hair behind her left ear.
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Terra looked on, less brave than her taller, curvier coworker that was for sure! She held onto the door frame, watching and waiting anxiously to see how the man? Creature? Would respond... This is creeping me out...! Terra gulped, not recalling anything like this guy stumbling into their doors before... granted, she's not been here as long as Kaiyo, so she looked up to her 'senpai' in this regard... hoping she'd know how to handle the situation, and so far... everything seemed to be going well, from what she could tell. "Good luck Kaiyo.." she says under her breath, clutching the door frame tightly...
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Jumbo stood there, still clueless as to what he was really looking at till he suddenly heard the voice from below.
He glanced down at her with his beady white eyes. His smile broadened as he stared down at her. "Pretty girl. Pretty." He says simply enough, before reaching down with his left hand and cupped her soft, lower frame! His hand wrapped around her ass entirely, his stubby thumb falling across her upper thigh, and close to her crotch as her demeanor, understandably changed!
He tugged her a little closer before nodding up to the menu. "Meat. Jumbo wants meat menu. All he can get! Yes. Please." The freaky replied, smiling down at her with that creepy look again!
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"E-excuse me...?" She began, awkwardly.
She looked up at him, her elbows pressed together, forcing her large breasts to squish together. It was a common tactic to try and grab attention of the customers... not that she thought it would work against him. Also, most were viewing such angles from below or face level, so this threw off her technique a little. "H-H-Hi..." she shakily croaked. "I-I'm, Kai-Kaiyo, I am Kaiyo and I will be serving you today~" She gulped, and attempted a smile, leaning slightly forwards and parting her hair behind her left ear.
He glanced down at her with his beady white eyes. His smile broadened as he stared down at her. "Pretty girl. Pretty." He says simply enough, before reaching down with his left hand and cupped her soft, lower frame! His hand wrapped around her ass entirely, his stubby thumb falling across her upper thigh, and close to her crotch as her demeanor, understandably changed!
He tugged her a little closer before nodding up to the menu. "Meat. Jumbo wants meat menu. All he can get! Yes. Please." The freaky replied, smiling down at her with that creepy look again!
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